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(no subject) [Sep. 14th, 2007|11:58 am]
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von_derkenstein
It's been way to long since anyone's posted to this modest little community, so I've gone ahead and taken the liberty to post an old, yet loved video:





HA HA!! It's been so long!

Something new:

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(no subject) [Jul. 9th, 2007|02:54 pm]
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New Pictures! [Jul. 1st, 2007|11:03 pm]
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anoctopus
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Aloha!

We've added a whole lot of pictures to the Gargoyle Flickr pool.

Now go and enjoy!
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Inspiration and my Hatred for Television [Jun. 24th, 2007|11:17 am]
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anoctopus
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Double posted from my LJ, because I am lame like that.

So, here's what happens. Everytime I watch Bill O'Riley, or see pretty much any member of the current presidential administration talking on Television I get really frustrated. I get really angry, in the same manner that Bruce Banner gets angry. Except without all the turning green and then beating the shit out of Captain America.

If Im sober, I'll sit with clenched fists and grind my teeth. There will be rampant sighing throughout and my body language says, "I am here to rip apart your chickens, sir."

If Im drunk, its a lot easier. I just laugh, and shout, and occasionally sing at the television.

Seeing things like this, or hearing some of the things that are said on the floor of the senate makes me wish we could go back to the way things used to be. Someone really should just punch O'Riley in his big fat face - or at least say, "better a pin-head than an overbloated balloon face with all the mannerisms of a 2-year old." Someone should come at Cheney with a cane on the floor of the senate. We ought to be able to challenge the president to a duel. We should look some people in the eye and say, "No, fuck you."

I guess this is why I keep working at the Gargoyle. I remember that for my first two years, I would draw inspiration by things that made me angry. Sort of like a weird catharsis. There's my writing advice for the day, poppets.

Anyway, here's some of Bill O'Riley sounding like an ass. Video after the link.

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The Comments Are Killing Us! [Apr. 27th, 2007|11:51 pm]
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anoctopus
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Seriously, internet, what the hell? We’re getting spammed into another dimension.
In just a few weeks, we’ve received over 2,000 spam commets. So we’re requiring registration to comment.
Here’s some of my favorites that I’ve found in the list so far:

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And now, the piece-de-resistance(sic):

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Oh yes:
Now had started its own work our hips and bodies bucking against each other arms my body her smooth milky breasts to me slave you are back with us again she said bdsm movies as she let her own seed thickly coat my ass groping for the final moments later by a bird singing as if this was the room and turned her full attention to sams body over her and into her exploration of my thrusts taking us further to our orgasm shattered the silence. Now had started its own work our hips and bodies bucking against each other arms my rock bitch body her smooth milky breasts to me slave you are back with us again she said as she let her own seed thickly coat my ass groping for the final moments later by a bird singing as if this was the room and turned her full attention to sams body over her and into her exploration of my thrusts taking us further to our orgasm shattered the silence. Stay warm and left blow job video clips through the thick doors.
Fuck you, spammers =))))
=)


OH INTERNET!

Seriously, dig the website.
http://www.pub.umich.edu/garg/
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Alanis Morissette singing My Humps [Apr. 8th, 2007|06:02 pm]
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Otters FOR REAL THIS TIME [Apr. 1st, 2007|10:14 pm]
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anoctopus
Im sorry about the whole baby thing - I just saw the lower time and went with it.
Be sure to watch THIS ONE all the way through to see the BIG TWIST AT THE END THAT IS NOT A GIANT SCREAMING BABY.


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GODDAMN OTTERS SO FUCKING ADORABLE [Mar. 31st, 2007|05:06 pm]
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MC Rove [Mar. 30th, 2007|10:58 am]
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(no subject) [Mar. 26th, 2007|02:47 pm]
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von_derkenstein
The Daily actually had some use to me today! A good laff! Har har.....seriously, this seems more like something we'd put in our publication.


Masturbating trespasser booted from frat
Woman refused to leave PIKE house in mid-afternoon

By Jessica Vosgerchian, Daily Staff Reporter


Police have been unable to locate a woman who entered the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity house without permission on Thursday and began to masturbate on a couch.

While fraternity members were eating in the dining room, a woman entered the house's living room, took off her clothes and started masturbating, said LSA junior Dan Nye, the president of the Washtenaw Avenue fraternity.

No one saw the woman enter the house or knew how she got in. Nye said she could have entered through the front door, which was left propped open while it was being repaired.

Fraternity members asked the woman to leave the house, but she refused and continued masturbating for about half an hour, Nye said.

When members asked the woman if she was all right, she casually replied that she was fine, he said. The woman was talking on her cell phone at one point, said LSA sophomore Adam Bayard, a member of the fraternity.

She walked out of the front door wearing only a thigh-length black coat after a fraternity member called the police, Nye said. When police arrived minutes later, the woman had already left.

According to a police report, the woman was between 20 and 30 years old, had short brown hair and appeared to be under the influence of drugs.

"Obviously, she was very disturbed," Nye said. "It was not how a normal person would respond to people."

The woman told fraternity members that her name was Melissa and she was a student at Eastern Michigan University, according to the police report.

Fraternity members said they will throw out two couches in the living room because of the incident, Nye said.

Police said the break-in appeared to be an isolated incident.
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